I’ve had it with this war. The fighting, the violence — enough already! We’ve got enough on our hands with the all-out holy war brewing right on our shores. Not to state the obvious, but I’m talking about the War on Christmas. The woke army and their neutered reindeer are at it again. It’s like you can’t even sing “Silent Night” without being attacked by groomers trying to turn our Christmas trees into a transgender. When all’s not quiet on the western front, I have zero hoots left to give. They bombed the hospital. No, they bombed the hospital, make up your…
Author: Lindsey Lanpher
Lindsey Lanpher
I'm Lindsey Lanpher. By day I work in the ad business as a freelancer. By night, I sleep.