Unbelievable. One of your worst fears when in someone’s bathroom happened: They found out that you looked through all their stuff. It was just another nice day of snooping in the bathroom at a party (your guiltiest pleasure): You finish washing your hands when you open the top cabinet drawer. Ooh la la, expensive makeup; She splurges. Natural brand face wash? How non-toxic of her. Cool-looking moisturizer? You’ll have to try it next time. You open the bottom drawer: Totally boring. Just her blow dryer and hair straightener. You make your move to open the finale (the mirror cabinet) with built-up…
Author: Lindsey Lorenzana
Lindsey Lorenzana
Lindsey is a comedian and performer in Los Angeles. She has co-produced a monthly stand-up show, writes and performs comedy, and thinks you have a really cool vibe.
Your Saturday Cocktails & Game Night with your close and mutual friends that gradually turned into a fun kickback was interrupted at 10:42pm when your landlord knocked on your door to let you know that “you need to keep it down.” “Yeah, I’ve been getting tons of noise complaints about you guys playing King’s Cup too loudly. Tons. I think Randy from 203 feels left out, so you might want to be considerate of the others in the building. Since some of us feel left out. I mean, THEY feel left out. I mean, Randy.” After being confused and mentioning…
How many people have you kissed? How many friends do you have? Did you ever, on accident or on purpose, bully anyone in school? What’s your BMI? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? What’s your favorite object? Could be anything. What’s your strongest memory from 4th grade? What’s your favorite dip-n-dots flavor? What color does my energy give off? How would you describe yourself as one of the M&M characters? How would you describe yourself as an architectural style? How much money do you have saved? When’s your birthday? What would you like to do for it? On the count…
I don’t know about you, but I think we all have that memory of watching that scene from That’s So Raven where they’re at a dry cleaner and Raven gets into some mischief, ends up attached to a mechanical rack of clothes, and the machine moves all the clothes to the back room. Raven then successfully retrieves a letter from a coat pocket when the rack of “clean” clothes comes back out. And as a child, you may have been left thinking for years, “How the HECK do they clean the clothes? Do they spray them with a liquid and delicately hand-clean each one? Are…
You may be quick to be excited for your bro when they seem to be “scoring” with potential sexual partners, but it’s also your duty as a friend to make sure they are being safe in their potentially risky behaviors. Talking about sex in a mature way can be awkward, but it doesn’t have to be with these easy conversation starters. 1. “Hey dude, when I went to borrow a condom from your room the other night, I noticed they were all expired, dried out, torn, and completely defective. Would you like to go to the local drug store with me…
SOLDIER STADIUM – Good news in the sporting world: Professional athletes can now hear your suggestions shouted at them from the remote location of your own home. ESPN’s new initiative to bring a one-way speaker from your television directly to earpieces of players on the field will guarantee that your valuable feedback will be heard. “Yeah, we train for hours each day, devoting our life to perfecting our skills and knowledge of the game, and may have a team of seasoned coaches guiding us, but what’s even more valuable is having an outsider’s perspective. Preferably from people who haven’t played…