111 – Intuition Oh, so you think it’s time for a new beginning, huh? Maybe you could begin doing your own laundry. Maybe you could begin looking for an apartment already. 222 – Alignment Look at this, there’s a sign on the window saying, “Help Wanted, apply inside.” Talk about luck. You need a job, don’t you? 333 – Support Do we not pay for everything around here? Your food, your videogames, your drinks when you go out with your old high school friend once a month? Remind me, which medical school did he just graduate from? 444 – Protection Did your grandparents live…
Author: Liz Furio
Liz Furio
Liz Furio is a writer, comedian, artist, intellectual, elegante, cosmopolite, French fry connoisseur, and collector of pretentious titles.