Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly disgraced Eataly, which I will definitely still be getting lunch from once a year. I have arrived at the doors of the Lego Store. I have arrived in every sense. First I push the door when I should have pulled, which is actually step one to getting a job at Legoland. You’ll understand why in a moment. I go in and the employees outnumber the customers. I’d estimate it’s about an 8:6 ratio. And the store is small. I immediately…