SETTING: Boardroom full of 1960s toy execs and cigarette smoke. Davidson (smoking): Ha ha! The kids are eating up these Batman toys! Perkins (standing, smoking): Biff! Bam! Pow! Cha ching! Davidson (smoking): Exactly! We’re riding on the money train, boys! Everyone applauds, smoking. The Boss enters, smoking. The Boss (sitting, smoking): I’m afraid the money train has been derailed, gentlemen. The Batman toy line is done for. Looks like the kids are moving on to the next fad. Davidson (shocked, spilling midday martini, smoking): But! But! We can’t discontinue the line! So far, they’ve bought whatever we’ve put out! Even…
Author: Logan Green
Logan Green
Logan Green is a writer with two cats and a perfectly normal, nothing too weird about it, obsession with the film Gremlins 2: The New Batch. He is from the Midwest.