Subject: Out of Office Until [?] Amazon Human Resources 3/30/25 RTO policy question Hello Cheryl, I hope you are having a pleasant start to your week! I am just contacting you for clarity on the new return to work policy. I am in the process of being abducted, which I believe falls in a “gray area” between sick time and vacation time. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated as my timesheet is due this afternoon, and I expect to lose WiFi as soon as we reach our remote location. I am writing to you from the trunk of a Tesla,…
Author: Lori Peck
Lori Peck
Lori Peck is a woman who lives in the Pacific Northwest. She enjoys long walks in the rain, a strong cup of coffee, and a good cliché.
Please find my attached application for the Biodome Experiment. I’m available immediately after Tuesday’s carpool. Human Resources Dept.Monday, Jan.8, 2024 Dear Biodome Experiment Hiring Manager, I am excited to respond to the job posting for Biodome Participant. This opportunity matches my current experience and strengths, with my deep-burning passion for alone time. What sets me apart from other applicants is that I truly crave solitude. I not only voluntarily isolated myself for 5 days past the time recommended by the CDC when I contracted COVID-19, but I also discovered that being alone was my calling. Avoiding my daily life…