1. Think about how you should’ve just gone to law school. That would have been much easier than being a “freelance designer” because everyone can pass the bar but no one can draw comic strips of a talking tissue like you can. 2. Think about how you should be married by now. Think about the nice boy you would have met in law school and how he would have actually enjoyed tutoring you, until one night it was getting late and you kissed him in the library because he looked so cute eating that muffin. 3. Think about how your…
Author: Louise Nesbitt
Louise Nesbitt
Louise Nesbitt is a Northern Irish writer and filmmaker whose work can be seen on BBC NI or at sparsely attended screenings. You can catch her on Twitter at @A_L_Nesbitt, tweeting about the dead house plants she thought were her friends.