Thank you everyone for making it to this important in-person meeting. I assure you this could not have been an email! Anyone who attempted to show up via Zoom is now terminated. These are unprecedented times! We used to be the best, most evil corporation in the United States, but now it seems people have moved on to a company that’s even more vile and corrupt… Amazon. We at Walmart must do everything we can to win back the disgust and boycotts of the American people! I have devised a six-point plan (the most evil number) to put us back…