Author: Lucy Tollefson

Lucy Tollefson is a writer and comedian from Madison, WI based in Seattle, WA. Lucy has performed in the 2019 Salem Comedy and Spirits Festival (MA), Intersections Festival 2019 (WA) and the 2019 L.A. Laugh Riot Grrrl Fest. She won Seattle’s “Comedy Clash” competition in 2019. Lucy would have definitely been in some great festivals in 2020, too. Lucy has studied with the Second City, including Sketch Writing, Writing for Late Night and completing the Satire Writing program. She has been published in The Syndrome Mag and Greener Pastures. Lucy is a co-host of the Mind the Gap Podcast. She performs regularly around Washington, Oregon, and wherever else she has a friends couch to crash on.

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