During The Great Vegan Boom of 2019, women under the age of thirty ditched the dairy, surviving on vibrators and avocado toast alone. In search of the tastiest milk alternative, they turned to rice, soy, almonds, and coconuts until esteemed ex-POTUS, Oprah Winfrey, turned to oats. Beneath the shallow joys of oat milk consumption, however, society neglected a beloved breakfast hero: the Quaker Oats Man, also known on Soundcloud as, “Quake N’ Bake.” Three years later I had the privilege of sitting down with Quake to talk all things milk. Maddy Carroll: Thanks for taking time out of your busy…
Author: Ann King
Ann King
Hey there! I'm a twenty-four year old writer, singer, and occasional harpsichord tuner from just outside of Boston. I currently reside in Brooklyn, NY working as a freelance writer, voiceover artist, and cat lady. During my free time I like to spiral, write, and most importantly, head to my local basketball court where I destroy 12-year olds in multiple rounds of 1v1 in order to satisfy an age-old dream of being the first woman in the NBA. In all seriousness, I'd like to make a career out of my various creative passions, so stay tuned for more words! Contact via carrier pigeon only.