It’s crucial to the future of my non-profit, bringing Chanel to the disadvantaged. Hey there Janet, I hope you remember me from Econ 0110 at Brown. You took better notes, but I think we both paid way more attention to the TA than the professor! Anyway, I see you’re really into this bank-saving thing and, girlfriend to girlfriend, I could use a little help keeping my bank solvent. By the way, your old Camp Bruno gal pals gave a toast back when you became Secretary of the Treasury. Too bad you weren’t there – it was in your favorite dive…