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Author: Matthew Blasi
Matthew Blasi
A two-time Pushcart nominee, Matthew Blasi has been publishing fiction and creative non-fiction for fifteen years in Gargoyle, The Arroyo Literary Review, and Drunken Boat to name a few. His first novel, Sweet Muffin Ranch, was published by Willow River Press in 2023. He is an Assistant Professor of English at Centenary College of Louisiana in Shreveport, L.A., and can be reached via his website: matthewbrandonblasi.com.