The Super Bowl is over. No more football until September. But lucky for you, you can still see world-class athletes suffering bone-crushing hits! With 96 countries participating in this year’s Winter Olympics, there’s 96 times the national anthem controversy, and with high-speed sports on a slippery surface, the Winter Olympics has exactly what you crave: the sight of athletes suffering irreparable body damage. Skeleton If your first thought while watching a helmet-to-helmet collision is “He just got his bell rung” and not “He is one step closer to a chronic traumatic encephalopathy diagnosis,” skeleton is for you! Competitors lie headfirst…
Author: Matthew Puglisi
Matthew Puglisi
Matthew Puglisi is a comedy writer based in Colorado, by way of New York City. Matthew is a veteran. And a Columbia graduate. Which makes for the loneliest Venn diagram.