November 1, 2020 Dear {FIRSTNAME LASTNAME}, Last night the Leftists reached a new low in their War against America. They recruited their youth to join them in the streets in riotous protest against the most CHERISHED ideals of our Great Nation. They have always wanted to take away your freedoms, to control what you can say and eat. And what happened last night? They came for your candy. What’s next, your guns? Make no mistake: the army of masked children that infiltrated your peaceful suburban neighborhood last night want to SCARE you out of your liberties. We will not cower…
Author: Matthew Ulmer
Matthew Ulmer
Matthew is a professional writer and an amateur father to two young girls. He lives close enough to Philadelphia that he could totally pop into the city whenever he wants, but does he really feel like dealing with traffic and then trying to find parking and he’ll probably end up in a lot anyway and that’ll be at least an extra $25 right there and so you know what, why don’t we just stay in tonight?
A) Nothing I can see but you when you dance. B) I feel that hot blood in my body. C) Nowhere to hide when I’m getting you close. D) Feeling good, good, creeping up on you. E) I can’t stop. F) When we move, well, you already know. G) Wanna see you move your body. H) Ain’t nobody leaving soon. I) Don’t need no reason, don’t need control. J) All those things I shouldn’t do. K) Keep dancing. Answers: A) Justin Timberlake B) Justin Timberlake C) Justin Timberlake D) Justin Timberlake E) Justin Timberlake F) Justin Timberlake G) Justin…