After eating a doughnut, loudly announce, “These free doughnuts are almost enough to make me forget that this company doesn’t offer health benefits!” Build a tower of doughnuts and play Doughnut Jenga with coworkers. Pick up a doughnut, look confusedly at it, and in a comical French accent say, “What is this round abomination? It is not a tasty croissant!” Use copier to make “extra” doughnuts so you’ll always have doughnuts. Hide the napkins and offer to lick the glaze off of your coworkers’ fingers. Convince a gullible coworker that the doughnut is actually a sugary onion ring. Put doughnuts…
Author: Maury Levine
Maury Levine
Maury is the author of the humorous mystery 'Shopping Bagged,' a contributor to the comedy websites The Broadway Beat, End of the Bench, The Spoof, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy, and had a riff used in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. He is also a drummer, and lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his excellent family.