“I saw the need for a special Windows 11 edition targeting those who thrive when their goals and intentions are thwarted,” Rajesh Jha explained, “and asked Pavan Davuluri to have his program designers devise the most infuriating iteration of Windows 11 yet.” While psychiatrically certified masochists are sure to be early adopters of the new OS, anyone who has ever contacted Microsoft to complain can expect to find the new Windows 11 installed on their device after an automatic update scheduled for an unspecified, future date. “Those crybabies will never know when it’s coming, so their anticipatory anxiety should prove…
Author: MB LaWent
MB LaWent
MB LaWent is a writer and artist in Ishpeming, MI