While attending this event, please remember that you are a distinguished member of a high-profile political party that is ostensibly and hypocritically opposed to any sexual expression outside of heterosexual marriage, and to the use of any illegal drugs at any time. Therefore, it is important that you conduct yourself in such a way that we can be proud to call you part of the Republican Illegal Narcotics Orgy Society (RINOs). As such, you must adhere to the following principles: I. All bodily fluids may trickle DOWN ONLY in honor of former President Ronald Reagan, who was notoriously a top.…
Author: Meg Reid
Meg Reid
Meg Reid is a social and political satirist and humor writer. She is a contributor at McSweeney’s and Reductress. You can also find her work in Robot Butt, Greener Pastures, and End of the Bench. She is on Twitter, Instagram, and Medium.
People are getting tired of dealing with the ongoing pandemic, and renowned public health experts such as musician Kid Rock, author Bari Weiss, and many Canadian truckers have recently declared that they are simply done with it. What great news! Finally, a brave solution to this complex and unpredictable crisis facing the world. Though this revolutionary way of thinking does bring up the question: What other problems could be solved by simply being done with them? Climate Change In his groundbreaking film An Inconvenient Truth, Vice President Al Gore memorably encouraged US and world leaders to focus on the “inconvenient”…