To whom it may concern (you all should be very concerned), You might not have heard much from me in the last few centuries, but I assure you, I’ve always been here. So why am I speaking up now? Why not 40, 50, 600 years ago? And to that I say, welcome to the reckoning, fellas. Pandora’s box has been opened, and I’m not talking about those awful charm bracelets you keep asking my partner to bring your girlfriends, who don’t even really like them, because grown-ass women don’t wear charm bracelets. 2017. Wow. Hooo boy. We haven’t had this…