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Author: Melanie LaForce
Melanie LaForce
Melanie LaForce likes dogs and butter and lives in Logan Square, Chicago.
Dry shampoo: A grown-ass woman’s personal Jesus Christ. If the memes are true, all of our scalps are comprised of 90% dry shampoo by the time Friday rolls around. There’s no better time than the busy holiday season to stock up. Here are a few creative ways to use your favorite powdery aerosol lady-product* this December: 1. Create a heavy layer of artificial snow on EVERYTHING! Decorative pinecones? Snow ’em up. Your paperback copy of Hillbilly Elegy? Probably looks more festive with a layer of faux snow. 2. Mace potential gropers at the holiday work party. Did you know that dry shampoo often comes…