“I was just trying to do the right thing,” he tells staff. A 21-year-old man was found in Boots today in a confused and agitated state. He was spotted by the lady from the makeup counter who immediately recognized his symptoms. “I noticed him shortly after the store had opened,” she told us. “He was standing still and staring blankly at a box of Always Ultra. He looked very red in the face and he kept wringing his hands. I put a call out for a first aider and then went over to have a chat with him.” Fortunately, it…
Author: Melissa Vardy
Melissa Vardy
Melissa Vardy is a working class mother from Peckham. She is openly bisexual, desperately dyslexic, fiercely left wing, and proudly South London. More of her work: https://www.the-sarcastic-mother.co.uk/