Hey! It’s me, from English class! Remember? Me neither! Anyways, I’m a bodybuilder now. Thought you could forget me, huh? Well now I lift really heavy things, and I want to show it to you on Instagram! Yes you, silly! You always were so funny! But do you know what else is funny? Muscles that aren’t as big as mine! I know, I know, I was sort of just a “complete nobody” and served “no purpose” retaining space in your “memory” with nothing “of value” to “contribute” for years and years and blah blah blah. BORING! Anyways, haha, when I…
Author: Michael Miller
Michael Miller
Mike Miller is a writer and illustrator living on the central coast of California, but his skin is far too pale to enjoy it. You can find him on Twitter @chetjefferies or on Instagram @mikes_makes.