With the Trump campaign bursting at the seams with spite and scandal, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to peek behind the curtain. I spent the day shadowing campaign staffers, doing my best to keep an open mind and document the highlights of my experience. 3:00 AM: My day begins early as I join the staff in brainstorming material for Mr. Trump’s predawn Twitter tirade. A little part of me dies as I suggest followers “check out John McCain’s sex tape.” 6:30 AM: I watch in horrified awe as Trump’s hair and makeup crew prepare him for his daily appearances…