Stop me if you’ve heard this one. There were these teenagers and they were makin’ out in a car, okay, and it’s wooded and dark and secluded, and there was a serial killer on the loose. They hear a car pull up behind them and they see the car turn off the headlights. The dude turns to his lady friend and is like “Don’t worry bae, I got this. But whatever you do, don’t get out of the car or go peeping around.” So dude himself gets out of the car, tryin’ to be all tough. What feels like a long…
Author: Missy Ladygo
Missy Ladygo
Missy Ladygo is a Portland-based writer, comedian, and co-producer of the Wait, What? quiz show. She lives in a drafty bungalow and is working on a book. Follow her on Twitter @marzapone.