There are so many articles criticizing the new Star Wars films. So many. But they’re all written by a bunch of nerds with a Coruscant Jedi library of knowledge, capable of dissecting the movies frame-by-frame to pick out minuscule details that I, a very cool person, would have never even have thought to question. Some of the articles have merit. Some don’t. But none have mentioned the things I think are worthy of criticism, so here’s another one for the pile. Luke Skywalker can’t read. Luke Farmboy Skywalker, a simple young man with impeccable fashion sense living on Tatooine, was…