Ladies! Don’t settle. Wait for the one! More specifically, the one who sends you flirty late-night texts and then tells you that “you’re not thinking clearly” when you ask if there’s something more between the two of you! Yay! I’m talking to the single ladies in their late 20’s and early 30’s. And before you think I’m getting preachy, let me just say that I used to be one of you, so I understand how much it sucks, and I also know what’s best for you. Haha! It’s okay for me to judge your life like that because I said…
Author: Molly Kiernan
Molly Kiernan
Molly is a Brooklyn-based writer, performer, producer and director who loves most flavors of ice cream. She currently writes and performs at the Magnet Theater, and writes for online publications such as The Higgs Weldon, HelloGiggles and Robot Butt. By day, Molly works in television production on shows such as Broad City, Difficult People and Odd Mom Out. Check her out at www.mollybkiernan.com.
Karen, the holidays are stressful, and your mother-in-law, Debbie, does not make them any easier. You know she has hated you since the day Dave brought you home, because that was the day she asked, “What happened to the other one who I liked better? Her name was Sheila! Remember Sheila? I saw on Facebook that Sheila has a wildly popular fashion blog.” It’s okay, Karen. This year will be different. Trust me, Karen. This year will be So. Fucking. Different. Bring any one of these healthy dessert recipes to the Christmas gathering, and instead of calling you a bitch…