I loved the pandemic. I am using the past tense because the President has ended the pandemic. I spent the entire pandemic nude. The day we were sent home because working at the office was no longer safe, I took off my clothes and did not put a stitch of clothing on for two-plus years. Don’t get me wrong. This nude thing is not for everybody. You don’t want to go to your grocery store and see the stocker’s buns as he bends over to refill the shelves. But for a lucky few, the free-skin lovers this is better than…
Author: Muzaffar Khaleeli
Muzaffar Khaleeli
I am a new contributor who started writing humor after retiring from the hospitality business. I am the author of a comic novel, My Partial Life. Three of my articles have appeared in Little Old Lady of Comedy. My website is www.muzaffarkhaleeli.com
Last week, our advice robot received this genuine plea for help. Dear Advice Robot, Last week my boss sent us a note requesting that we return to the office. I have been telecommuting and enjoying the tranquility of my home for close to three years due to the pandemic. I feel comfortable in my abode and the fact that I can pass wind whenever I feel like it. I tried to restrict myself to my morning ritual or during the half-hour evening commute, but my system will not cooperate. Any pearls of wisdom? Thanks, Windy Bottoms Dear Windy Bottoms, Blame…