It was a dream come true: a new house? No, a new mansion! And after the year we had, we were overcome with gratitude. I cried, of course, when I saw how they’d transformed our dated old house. I did not expect the brand-new ceiling to cry too. About a week after the film crew left, we started noticing just a sprinkling of issues. A window slightly off its frame, a faucet no one connected to the water line, nails sticking out of the kids’ bedroom floor—things I’m sure anyone with a newly renovated home has had to deal with.…
Author: Nathan Vogel
Nathan Vogel
Nathan is a husband, dad, and humorist based in Mulberry, FL. He is so above plugging his other work. On an unrelated note, please check out his Instagram to see his other work: @nathanwritesfunny
Last week, you all changed my life. I didn’t even know it was possible to feel so good, so confident and comfortable in my own skin. We laughed, we cried, we danced. Then you left. I’ve got emotional whiplash, and I just wish you would come back. I promise I feel just as miserable as when you first showed up, so you can get a whole other episode out of me if you want. I don’t feel miserable, I’m sorry. It’s just that last week felt like a movie. Or a TV show. For the first time in a long…