WASHINGTON, DC – FEBRUARY 17: Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) speaks during a Senate Budget Committee hearing in the Hart Senate Office building on February 17, 2022 in Washington, DC. The committee heard testimony about Warrior Met Coal’s ongoing miner strike which has lasted since April 2021 over demands for better pay and benefits. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images) Recently, my Republican party, the party of Abraham Lincoln, the only Republican President we want you to remember, has been scrutinized for some of our word choices. Rep. Eli Crane (R-AZ) called Black people “colored” on the floor of the U.S. House. …
Author: Noah Seligman
Mr. Speaker: I rise today to introduce important legislation. Legislation that will jumpstart American ingenuity and create good-paying jobs here in this country. This bill I’m proposing represents a great leap forward for American manufacturing. It is in response to that Chinese spy balloon that dominated the news cycle for like a week back in January or whenever. The world watched in astonishment as a Chinese spy balloon floated over our nation recently. The Chinese balloon looked like a cartoon bear in the hundred-acre wood slathered in mud disguising himself as a little black raincloud to trick the bees so…
I know there are some people wicked mad at the Suhpreem Caht for striking down affirmative action. But I am a testament to the fact that you don’t have to be a legacy kid to get in. Sure it helps, since at Harvard 34% of legacies are admitted, and overall, data indicates roughly 31% of legacy applicants gain admission. Frankly, I’m tired of woke Gen Z types who would probably cancel Gordon Wood if given the chance, whining. It’s really not that hard to get into elite universities. Just follow the six simple steps outlined here and see how easy…