Author: Peter Cevallos

To all you dirty fascist leftists, It’s absurd, really, that I have to remind you once again that your emotional appeals are simply ridiculous. You go marching in the streets with your black boots, skinny jeans, and nose rings saying we need to stop fracking or some other Marxist garbage. It’s laughable; charming, even. Good policy is based on fact, such as the fact that my priest told me life starts at conception. You wave around that fist convinced you’re gonna use it to choke the 1%, and if that’s the case, choke me first. Come on, do it. March…

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