Listen up, kids. As the head of the drama department and a gay man, I have absolutely no experience performing or experiencing sexual relations between a man and a woman. However, Mrs. Rutherford is sick and the state only mandates straight sex ed and/or abstinence so here are. I will do my best drawing on all the shows and movies society has forced me to absorb. When a cisgender man and a cisgender woman have any sort of attraction to each other, they must engage in penis-to-vagina intercourse. This can be referred to as “sleeping together” because that sounds fun,…
Author: Peter Jones
Peter Jones
Peter Jones is a writer and performer based in Washington, DC. A trained journalist, he considers himself the real life version of Josie Gross-y from "Never Been Kissed".