Hey, it’s me, the Internet. You know, the electronic superhighway that connects you to everything? Listen, I know net neutrality has been a big issue lately and I know you’re in favor of it, but there’s one thing I cannot remain “neutral” on. I, the Internet, don’t like your boyfriend, Doug. I can practically be Switzerland here about everything else. I didn’t judge you when you watched that porn, remember? But Doug just gets under my metaphorical skin! Why would you settle for a guy who still thinks his band would have made it? I know you spend a lot…
Author: Rachel Keller
Rachel Keller
Rachel Keller is a student at NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study. She has studied improv and sketch at the Upright Citizens Brigade. You can find a piece of her hair onscreen in the season finale of 'Madame Secretary.'