Author: Reise Kitts and Walt Braley

Did you know, Fred and Wilma were the first American animated married couple, to be shown in bed together. I guess I’m telling you this, because a certain someone won’t answer my texts. Did you know, that the car they drive in The Flintstones has a name? it’s called the Rockmobile, and it is completely powered by sheer inertia caused by the driver’s feet. The Rockmobile does lack many features of modern vehicles, like the 2019 Toyota Camry, that reads texts aloud to the car if you are using the Bluetooth. Did you know, beautiful (and always loyal) Betty Rubble…

I’m the sole sandwich artist at a Hollywood Subway Sandwich Shop. Everyday, stars trust me with their dining experience. Here are the eight strangest encounters I have had with celebrities. Mark Cuban Mark orders the same thing every time (47 visits in 2023). He calls it the “leaning tower of cheese.” It’s a six-inch on white bread and he makes me shuffle 52 slices of pepperjack, cheddar, and swiss like a deck of cards. Every time, he asks to cut the deck, then pulls one slice and says “is this your cheese?” I laugh every single time. He has so…

Help with the Laundry SUCCEEDED – The wife made a mention back in 2022 that I wasn’t helping out enough with the laundry so I made a point to pick up the slack and throw a few loads in every month this year. Happy to say I only had to grab something from the dirty clothes twice the entire year, so I’m ready to call this one complete!  Stop Watching Harry Potter Porn FAILED – Honestly, I could have done better this year. I spent a few hours trying to set up some sort of blocker or plugin that would…