Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films ever made. There is no question about that, and even more than 20 years after its initial release, fans are still clamoring to learn everything they can about the movie and its sequels. Lucky for you, we’ve compiled 13 of the rarest bits of trivia about the series! 1. The T-Rex roar was actually produced by recording Steven Spielberg as he yelled at an intern to bring him coffee. This was then slowed down 500% and played backwards. 2. The velociraptor that fogs up the glass of the kitchen door was actually played…
Author: The Robot Butt Staff
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It’s a real shame that dinosaurs (likely) no longer exist, because it sure would be a lot of fun to watch certain people get ripped to shreds by a Tyrannosaurus Rex or slowly eaten away by a compsognathus pack. There are just so many people in the world who deserve to watch their bowels spill from the giant gash in their stomach, courtesy of a dinosaur that has selected them for its next meal. Only then will they understand the tremendously negative effect they’ve had on the world. We can at least dream, right? Anyway, there are millions of people who deserved…
“My biggest fear right now is retirement. I’ve had a long and fruitful career, but when I look back on everything that I’ve done, I can’t help but ask myself, ‘What have I built?’ It’s pretty scary to realize that you have no foundation anywhere around you to set up a future for yourself. All those years spent needlessly destroying opportunities. I still have a few more good years left, and it’s time to start creating something that will last the rest of my life.”
Yeah, we just endorsed Hillary Clinton. But then we saw that Marco Rubio announced his candidacy and, well, there’s just something about him. His attempts to pass comprehensive immigration reform. The passion in his voice when he speaks. His perfect hair and piercing eyes. It’s just something we’re drawn to. And, yeah, we know we’re supposed to go for Hillary. She would be the first female president, and that’s supposed to be something we want. It would be undoubtedly cool. But Rubio would be the first Latino president. And thinking about him keeping us safe from ISIS, in his warm embrace,…
Oh helllllll yeah, this is the big ticket we’ve been waiting for. The worst-kept secret in the political world (except maybe that her marriage isn’t just a public front) is finally out in the open: Hillary Clinton is making another run at the White House. She’s got her sights set on the Oval Office, and short of joining ISIS, we at Robot Butt believe she’s going to get there. Just look at the dumpster fire that is her Republican competition. Ted Cruz? Rand Paul? Marco Rubio? Please. We doubt those guys could ever pull themselves away from smelling the sweat…
Editor’s Note: Ron and Rand Paul are two different people. Please rewrite this before publishing. Previously, we threw our hat into the political ring by endorsing the late, great Ted Cruz. That has all changed now that Congressman Senator Ron Rand Paul has entered the ring. We have thrown it around the office, and we’ve decided that we’re endorsing Ron Rand Paul for President of the United States of America. POTUS! Congressman Senator Ron Rand Paul is a man of principles; principles that haven’t weakened in his long tenured career. As a former presidential nominee of the Libertarian Party, As…
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From Newman on Seinfeld to Nedry in Jurassic Park, Wayne Knight has played many iconic roles. Now here he is as a penis.
On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first candidate to officially announce he is running, Robot Butt would like to state its full and complete endorsement of Mr. Cruz. Ted Cruz has numerous views and qualities that we support. For instance, we applaud his stances on overhauling our education system. By replacing complicated and confusing books like Heart of Darkness with Green Eggs and Ham, school will be much easier for students. This issue hits the Robot Butt staff especially close to home as we have always felt it…