Author: The Robot Butt Staff

Earlier this week we received an unsolicited Valentine’s Day submission from musician, John Mayer: Hey fans! It’s me, Johnny-boy, dropping by with a soft-yet-masculine helping hand for those of you in need of some classy and unique ideas for making this Valentine’s Day as special as the person you’re spending it with. So throw out the roses and cancel those reservations, because Daddy Mayer has got you covered: Learn to play acoustic guitar and serenade your partner with the timeless classic “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” or just buy it now on Amazon™ . Rent a boat and take your…

Elementary school is a wonderful time of discovery, where your mind absorbs more knowledge than at any other point in your life. In this time, you’re also going to learn and create countless vulgarities that will stick with you for the rest of your life, and are far more important than anything taught to you in, say, third grade. Who remembers anything from that grade, anyway? So what is the ultimate elementary school swear word? What did you use to express anger or lay a sick burn down on one of your classmates? Is it one of the more inventive…

The only thing better than simply watching the Super Bowl is doing so with tons of money riding on it! And when it comes to gambling on the Super Bowl, there is no shortage of fun and bizarre prop bets to choose from. With that in mind, here are eight of the weirdest ones for Super Bowl XLIX: 1. Will Idina Menzel forgo singing the National Anthem to try an original patriotic ballad that she wrote? Yes +400 (4/1) No -600 (1/6) 2. How many times will Bill Belichick be shown shirtless on the sidelines? 0-1 +400 (4/1) 2+ -600 (1/6)…

Every year, tons of great video games get published and just as quickly fall by the wayside without ever getting the attention they deserve. Here we take a look at some games that slipped through the cracks: CRUISIN’ USSR Choose from the same car as everyone else and race down the streets of Moscow at the same speed as everyone else because we are in this together, comrade. FUNERAL: THE GAME Relive the deaths of all your favorite dead guys and find out who’s going to attend your wake. MICROSOFT OFFICE SUITE 2K15 Use the Kinect to control Clippy and…

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” – Albert Einstein Nobody knows more about the game than us, the Robot Butt team. We play it daily and always come back begging for more. Some might even say we murder the game. That’s why you come here; we’re willing to bet a billion dollars on it. So, to celebrate that which is competition, sport or “games” in the most exalted way possible, from January 26 to 30, join Robot Butt in (our) national Game Week*. Be on the lookout…

There is, allegedly, some obscure thing called “National Ass Day” that takes place every October 17, but that’s really only something created by Twitter and is therefore not an actual nationally recognized holiday. Plus, we don’t feel that butts should be relegated to just one day of recognition; every day is the perfect day to celebrate them. So to get you started on the proper path to butt appreciation, we made you a helpful playlist that is perfect for use in all settings. There are, of course, many other songs about butts. However, we’re not in the business of simply…

As a way to capitalize on your senses, many movie trailers and TV spots will simply utilize whatever song is most popular at the moment to get you interested in tuning in or going to the theater. Many times, the trailer will have already existed for months; it just shoehorns in that song you’ve begun to hear everywhere you go. Right now, that song is Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk.” Have a look for yourself at the trailers that have been using it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOTNyslhYI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGytNawxRY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrzHNYx00E https://youtu.be/BJxCTIa83vc

New Year’s Eve is a time for celebration, but it can also be a time for careful reflection and planning. That’s why it’s good to look ahead and figure out ahead of time what you’ll most regret the most this time next year. So to help you get started, here are 25 things that are sure to make you feel ashamed and embarrassed in 2015: 1. Catching up on “Serial,” realizing no one wants to talk about it anymore. 2. Taking that “Which Way Will You Suddenly Die in 2015?” BuzzFeed quiz. 3. Making an all-too-ambitious New Year’s resolution, so…

10. Running into Stephanie at the grocery store and did you know she’s single now? I put in a good word for you after I told her how Heather broke your heart. 9. The man who helped her pick out paint at Ace Hardware who it turns out used to go to the same high school as the neighbor’s kids but graduated a few years earlier and he was just so helpful and nice and the paint turned out really well but it took forever and you wouldn’t believe what your father did with the painter’s tape and the drop cloth…