Sure, those North Korean hackers got The Interview banned in the United States. But they don’t have the stones to get this movie taken away from us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxrU9TGJo8&feature=youtu.be
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As we continue our year in review, we scoured the Internet for 2014’s top 10 top 10 lists that rank top 10 lists: 10. You’ve Never Seen a Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists Like This Before 9. These 10 Top 10 Lists Restored Our Faith in Humanity 8. These Are the Top 10 Lists of 2014 That Will Change How You See the World 7. Here are 10 of the BEST Top 10 Lists of 2014! 6. You Won’t Believe What We Put Into This Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists 5. 10 Lists that Rank Our…
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It’s finals time in Collegeland, and that means there are some seriously stressed-out students out there desperate for tips on getting through the week in one piece. Luckily, we’re here to help! Here are 25 ways that you can survive Finals Week and make it through to your holiday break: Do absolutely no studying; trust your intuition. Refuse to answer any true/false questions on the basis that absolute truth is unknowable. You’re sure to be rewarded for your insights! Stroll into your exam half an hour late. Your relaxed attitude is sure to impress your teacher! Remember, instructors are as…
It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to be in some pretty close quarters with a lot of family members. And with all the food and alcohol flowing this time of year, you, like any human, will be susceptible to unavoidable farts. But you don’t have to worry yourself into oblivion that people will find out what you did. Here are some ways to successfully cover up that fart of yours: Constantly hover around the youngest and oldest of your party guests. The moment you feel a fart coming, start tapping the side of your glass to call for a toast.…
After listening to the entirety of Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat for the past week (every single song is a powerhouse, by the way), it only further cements the fact that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is a colossal piece of shit. What a garbage song. This thing is an offensive assault to all of our senses and should be outlawed, especially since it has caused the ears of so many listeners to profusely bleed without warning. And, worst of all, “Anaconda” completely defecates all over one of the most fun songs of all time. If you’re going to sample “Baby Got Back,” please,…
Halloween is that sweet time of year when you can go trick-or-treating, dress up in kooky costumes and party with some friends. But there are always ways to make your Halloween even more spooktacular, so we’ve put together this ghoulishly good list of tips and tricks for having a chillingly fun time. When going to a Halloween party, find out if the host has lost anyone recently, and then dress up as that person for your costume. Don’t dress up as a house – street youths will toilet paper and egg you. Don’t carve pumpkins when you’re lonely; the face will…
The world is full of sick, demented freaks. Just look at a few of the most recent monsters we’ve come across: “I was at the coffee shop one morning and I saw a quarter fall out of a woman’s hand. I picked it up and kept it for myself. Later, she came back looking for it and I said nothing.” – Richard, Texas “I brush my teeth with warm water.” – Julia, Massachusetts “A friend once asked if I could pick him up from the airport. I politely said no, citing a big workload that I could not…
A few days ago, we received this previously unpublished, and frankly astonishing, account of the origin of the song “Monster Mash” from the estate of Bobby Pickett. We felt it had to be shared. What Really Happened By Bobby Pickett Most people don’t know this, but when I wrote “Monster Mash” I wasn’t trying to make a perennial Halloween hit. I was trying to share a real-life supernatural event that happened to me. I was still in college at the time, taking an advanced anatomy course. Well, one night I had to stay late in the lab to finish some…