Author: The Robot Butt Staff

Baseball has been America’s pastime for well over a century, and in that time it has collected millions upon millions of invaluable “unwritten rules” that ensure the game is always played and viewed with the right amount of respect. You’ve likely heard of some of these unwritten rules throughout the years, but we’ve compiled 30 of the most vital ones that properly preserve the honor of the game. Familiarize yourself with the following unwritten rules, because it is your duty as a fan to publicly call out any player who dares to defy them: The Most Important Unwritten Rules in…

Everyone knows about Superman’s core powers, but the big guy has been around for 78 years, so naturally he’s picked up plenty of other lesser-known superpowers along the way. There are a ton of powers to keep track of, so here are 18 of our favorite Superman powers that have been way underutilized: In Action Comics #343, Superman was briefly endowed with Super Feminism, which allowed him to round up all men perpetuating the male gaze and imprison them on a planet on the edge of the solar system. Superman has had to dial back his super smell throughout the years,…

Gabriel Sanchez is a Los Angeles-based artist who is known for putting ultra-creative spins on pop culture. And sure, we’ve seen the Disney princesses reimagined before, but never like this! Sanchez has really taken his game to a whole new level here – he’s reimagined the Disney princesses as piles of dog feces. Unreal! Check out a few of our favorites below! He NAILED Ariel! Amazing. We’re never going to see Jasmine in the same way again! Honestly, it’s crazy how perfect this one of Belle really is. Are you serious?! We totally prefer this amazing version of Mulan! This one of…

Tyler Jones as Random Party Stoner in Dazed and Confused (1993) Director Richard Linklater only needed a couple shots of Tyler Jones passing a joint around, but the actor insisted that he “do all the hard stuff,” from ecstasy to poppers and even methamphetamine. Jones partook in every single drug known to man in order to capture the essence of the random party-surfing teen. Linklater later reported to Hollywood Times that “Tyler showed up to the set high as a kite, incoherent, and ended all of his scenes strung out on the floor of the party set bathroom.” Jones has…

It’s been almost 20 years since we first met the students at P.S. 118. Over the course of 100 episodes, the kids of Hey Arnold! made themselves at home in our hearts. But what do they look like now? Arnold The football-headed star of the show grew up in a boarding house run by his grandparents. With the cast of characters that came through the house, Arnold really wore that instability on his face, and continues to do so to this day. Helga Helga Pataki carried the effects of her long-held but never-realized crush on Arnold throughout her life. The constant…

Every day we’re exposed to ads from savvy marketers looking to draw us to brands in any way possible. While celebrities, sex appeal and humor are common tools of advertising, they aren’t the only ones used to target us. Let’s take a look at some particularly crafty, and sneaky, gimmicks that are easy to miss. 1) Fed Ex This classic example utilizes white space in a novel way to hammer home its message. Look between the “E” and the “x.” See the arrow? This clever choice reminds the consumer that Fed Ex is fast and always on the go! 2)…

Bronson Robot Butt is two years young, and what a two years it’s been. My favorite memory this year has got to be when Variety sourced us as the ones to first break the news of Chris Rock hosting the Oscars. Of course, what they didn’t know is that Chris is one of our biggest fans, and an occasional guest writer for the site. After he gave us the scoop on the news, he invited us to join him on stage for the big night! Make sure to tune in to the 2016 Oscars pre-show livestream to catch the Robot Butt…

If you’re a true Friends fanatic, you’ve heard most of the fan theories out there – Joey was a ghost?! – but this new theory will COMPLETELY change the way you watch your favorite show! According to Friends superfan John Tamhopper, there are endless clues throughout the series that prove without a doubt that Ross and Rachel were actually siblings! That’s right – they were engaging in full-on incest and knew about it the entire time! “The clues are really right there from the start,” Tamhopper said on a recent episode of his podcast FriendsZone. “It’s all about taking those clues the writers…

The Robot Butt staff received this email from a reader named Todd this week: Hey Lisa. I know you said you’re done with me, but hear me out. I have it figured out. I have to prove to you that I deserve you back, so that’s what I’m going to do. I’m sorry for a lot of things – the sink handles, the kitchen cupboard, and obviously the nightstand – and it’s my plan to make things right. Step 1: Buy you a new nightstand. This one is self-explanatory. Step 2: Offer to watch Love Actually with you. I saw…

Long hailed as one of the Beatles’ and pop music’s greatest songs, fans are often surprised to learn the tune also claims the record for highest number of successful false advertisement lawsuits. In fact, more than six million separate lawsuits have been successfully brought against the song’s rights-holders by lonely, desperate men who believed “she” had in fact loved them. Many plaintiffs have stated the lyrics “It’s you she’s thinking of” and “you know you should be glad” were particularly egregious. The standard legal payout amounts to $12.67, about the price of a modest meal for one.