Author: Ryan Chase

If you woke up this morning, stretched, and thought to yourself that there was nothing on God’s green earth that you didn’t know about, I am afraid I have some bad news for you: underneath all of your noses, I have become an amazing tap dancer. Yep, completely unbeknownst to you and everyone else, I have successfully ascended from a lowly novice to one of the best hoofers in the game. That’s right, as you were out gettin’ your drink on or whatever the hell you do with your time, little did you know I was in my room, taking…