Well, well. Look who bought a boat. Blowing your bonus check a little early this year, Ted? Hey, wait, this is the exact boat I was looking at! Typical. You didn’t even know there was a boat show discount until I told you. Hell, you didn’t even know there was a boat show! Some people have no imagination. I don’t need that kind of attention anyway, thank you. Enjoy having all the looky-loos coming by to kick the tires, or fins, or whatever. I bet you’ll probably have to recite the trim specs off literature from the manufacturer for anyone…
Author: Ryan Niland
Ryan Niland
Ryan Niland is a guy that lives in Oregon and writes ads.