Now that it’s March 2017, Americans wake up in the morning, gently pick the crust out of their eyes, pondering its origin, and trudge onwards in harmony with the ever-beating drum of reality. This reality being that Donald Trump has been sworn in as the President of the United States. Trump supporter or not, reality has struck with the might of a Nick Cannon Drumline solo. In honor of our new president, and the Arabian sandstorm that sits on top of his head, it’s appropriate that the most preposterous and tasty presidential haircuts in history are laid out to relish.…