Author: Sachin Singh

“Stanford President Marc-Tessier Lavigne will resign after a report found flaws in his research.” The New York Times “Stanford alumnus Elizabeth Holmes was sentenced to more than 11 years in prison…after she was convicted months earlier on multiple charges of defrauding investors while running the now-defunct startup Theranos.” CNN “FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been serving his house arrest at his parents’ home, located on Stanford’s campus.” Business Insider Psst. Come here, I want to talk to you. Come closer, I don’t bite. You shouldn’t feel uncomfortable. I designed a language model to predict every word of this conversation. It may seem…

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