Los Angeles-based construction company seeking motivated candidate to join very loud and impossibly disruptive team for new construction site, a luxuriously 85-unit apartment complex where 98% of the work is needed on the unit directly outside Sam’s bedroom window. Top candidates are motivated self-starters, knowledgeable of construction procedures, and ceaseless with a hammer. Job responsibilities include: Starting every day with 20-30 minutes of uninterrupted buzzsaw use Reading blueprints and contract documents Transporting materials to/from site Blasting Pitbull, and only Pitbull, from shitty radio speakers Assisting tradesman and machine operators Providing migraines Communicating with team members at the highest conceivable volume…