Admittedly I can’t say that I’m the foremost connoisseur of adult video content, specifically those that center around well-established Hollywood productions, but it’s consistently baffled me that there isn’t a porn parody of the 2015 film Jupiter Ascending titled Jupiter Descending. Not saying that I’d ever watch it, I’m just puzzled that it simply doesn’t exist with this easy wordplay. Frankly, it’s a shame that no one has taken advantage of this fact. Maybe it’s because the film didn’t perform that well at the box office? Even so, who wouldn’t want to see an original, epic space opera in the…
Author: Sam Rossman
Sam Rossman
Sam Rossman is a Philadelphia-based writer-producer who thinks he’s way funnier than he actually is. When he’s not working on his gritty Tony the Tiger murder mystery novels, he’s consuming media at an alarming rate. Like at a rate dangerous for his health.
As part of the Academy Awards’ new initiative to shorten the telecast and appeal to all the youngfolk out there, several of the usual categories will be shown during commercial breaks this year, as it was recently announced that such silly categories as Best Editing and Best Cinematography won’t be presented live at this year’s ceremony. With those very unimportant categories no longer taking up precious air time, here are a few categories that can fill it instead: Most Practical Use of a Hemsworth Best Canine Actor Least Practical Use of Judy Greer Most Tyler Perrys in a Film A…
I’m a pretty wholesome guy. I go to work, I walk my dog, I keep track of current events. Recently it’s been harder and harder to ignore all of the allegations leveled against men in positions of power. I thought it could never happen to me, but then my world came crashing down: the Pixar lamp is suing me for workplace sexual harassment. The first thing that came to mind was, what did I do wrong? When the Pixar lamp started working at my company, I may have made an innocuous comment or two about the lamp’s light switch size,…