Edgartown, Martha’s Vineyard: Drive to Cape Cod and take the twenty-minute ferry to the island where the rich and famous vacation. Except the ferries are running at reduced vessel capacity and it’s a touch-free experience so you have to maintain your balance while hurling overboard. Once your stomach settles, go ahead and swim the waters of Joseph Sylvia State Beach, aka the Jaws beach; sharks are the least of your worries. Phoenix, Arizona: Golf in the desert, where they use more water than any other place in the country to keep you putting. Their courses will never close no matter…
Author: Sara Goudarzi and Amy Poeppel
Sara Goudarzi and Amy Poeppel
Sara Goudarzi and Amy Poeppel are writers in New York who have published together in Weekly Humorist and separately in The New York Times and The Belladonna Comedy.