1. The government shouldn’t have to be responsible for my mistakes. After all, women aren’t biologically programmed to enjoy recreational sex like men are! 2. Religion hasn’t played a big enough part in my sex life and I’m starting to feel super guilty about it. Leave room in the bed for Jesus! 3. I could use all the help I can get making sure my employer doesn’t think I’m a huge slut. You should’ve seen the dress I wore to the Christmas party! 4. TBH I was relying too heavily on it so that I could lead a sexually deviant lifestyle. Now I…