The much-anticipated Second Coming of Jesus, originally scheduled for 2023, has been postponed, according to sources close to Jesus ben Joseph of Nazareth. The Prince of Light, who is said to have 2.38 billion followers and the ability to perform miracles, has been unable to find an affordable rental anyplace on earth. I caught up with Jesus at a Starbucks in Morocco. Hey, I’m not homeless for lack of trying, he told me. And I’m not fussy. No wifi? Been there. Outdoor plumbing? So be it. Did you know I was born in a stable? But I need a place within which I…