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Author: Shannon Carpenter and Andrew Knott
Shannon Carpenter and Andrew Knott
As an at-home dad for the last nine years, Shannon Carpenter vows to take all comers in the speed diaper-changing challenge. Bring your A-game. Read more of his adventures, with his three kids, at www.hossmanathome.com. Andrew Knott: Dad. Husband. Writing. Check out my book 'Fatherhood' on sale now.