1. Get a tandem bicycle. Obviously. 2. Secure a large house with a wraparound porch for all those holiday get-togethers. Try if you can to get the house from the movie Field of Dreams. A lot of patients seem to live there. 3. A carnival. The silver-haired couple needs somewhere to ride their tandem bicycle to for their outing. 4. Add in a happy blob-like figure with limbs that can take the form of the bladder, lungs or mucous depending on messaging. Think Casper the Friendly Ghost, but living. Said blob can even be sitting on porch at large perfect…