Dear Valued Customer, After analyzing your recent account activity, our algorithms detected a sharp decrease in orders of XL Panormous® Pizzas and Cinnabon® Mini Rolls. We care about your health at Pizza Hut and assure you we are taking every precaution in light of COVID-19. During a thirteen-minute Skype call with top stockholders, we brainstormed a list of actions to keep you safe: All delivery drivers will now be replaced by a squad of recently-conjured ghosts. According to our interpretation of the latest science, COVID-19 cannot be transmitted by ghosts. In addition to having at least five years of experience…
Author: Spenser Smith
Spenser Smith
Spenser Smith studies creative writing at the University of British Columbia.