Welcome to Sarah’s farewell party! As you all know our star performer is moving on to greener pastures. Sarah, while I wish you all the best for your future endeavors, it feels a little like you are dumping me, a second time, but, of course, we didn’t write any vows to have and to hold each other till death do us apart, right? Haha. DOESN’T OUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, SARAH? Sorry, I came on a little too strong there. Am positive you’ll take to the spiffy city crowd sooner than you can say plaid flannel in whose company…