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Author: T. Kent Jones
Symptoms? Yeah, offhand I’d say sluggish, achy, sore throat, swelling in my lymph nodes, IBS. Can’t concentrate. You’re saying my Marvel Fatigue is definitely getting worse? Movies shouldn’t make you feel like you have Lyme disease? Okay, you’re gonna kill me, doc, but I went to see “Thor Love and Thunder” thinking it would cure me. I know. I know. But it’s the guy who made “Ragnarok” and that funny Hitler movie. And they fan-serviced me so hard. Natalie Portman as Mini Thor. Christian Bale plays a guy called Gorr the God Killer who kills gods. Chris Hemsworth shows his bare ass. Punch in…