In 2014, God’s Not Dead proved a box-office smash among white Evangelical cinephiles. If you’ve yet to partake in the Citizen Kane of fundamentalist polemics disguised as a movie, much less its sequels, prequels, and spin-offs, here’s a guide to the extended GNDCU: God’s Not Dead: A professor demands his students sign an affidavit that God doesn’t exist, a standard procedure in straw man liberal colleges. With the help of Pastor Dave, one student’s dissension provokes the professor into revealing he, like all academics, is a disciple of Satan. Holy Shit God Actually Is Dead: An atheist comedian challenges God to strike him dead…